I'm in love with an ex beauty queen
Whose hair is red and ??
She only goes outside to be seen
Sometimes I wish I knew where she'd been

Hum right a righta
How could I excite her
But what I'm thinking
Drives me to drinking

I first saw her maybe last year
She was one in the stratosphere
I needed ?? before I drew near
And I approached in a moment sincere

Hum right a righta
How could I excite her
But what I'm thinking
Drives me to drinking

I'm in love with her
With a love that is so strong
She does not come near
But my love still lingers on

Oh there's plenty of fish in the sea
She still remains the one girl for me
All that is left is a sweet memory
And shattered plans that never could be

Hum right a righta
How could I excite her
But what I'm thinking
Drives me to drinking

What every girl of my age could be
Where has she gone my ex beauty queen
I'm in love with her.....
